How to know you’ve grown old while watching TV:You don’t know if you’ve seen the series beforeYou can’t remember what happened in the last episodeYou have your phone open to ‘cast’ so you can find what else the actor’s been inYou cringe at all kinds of explicit sex scenes even when you’re on your ownYou cringe at tampon adverts about the ‘flow’ exclaiming “I don’t need to know that!”You cringe at adverts for ED medicationsYou say “Christ, he/she’s got old!” When you see an actor you recognise, forgetting that you have as wellYou put on something you want to watch … Continue reading How To Know You’ve Grown Old